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This is the concluding part of the Job's story written by my hilarious friend Timi Price. Read, enjoy and share......... "Very well," the LORD told Satan, "everything he owns is in your power. However, you must not lay a hand on Job himself." So Satan left the LORD's presence.  Holman Christian Standard Bible, Jobs 1:12 “Take it easy, Job. There is a very small explanation for this. Trust me” God said. “God allowed Satan to test your faith” Jesus said “J-E-S-U-S!” God called out his name. “Dad, no use ripping the bandage slowly. The wound has healed” Jesus defended himself “It’s not in your place to say, son!” God said “What is Bandage” Job asked. “Its something that was invented, thousands of years later to prevent infections. You’ll understand that later, it’s a future innovation” God said “From what Jesus is saying, you knew Satan was gonna destroy my life and you allowed it.”

This is another piece from my man Timi Price, funny as always this one captures Job's first day in heaven. Read, enjoy, laugh and share. Thank me later "Very well," the LORD told Satan, "everything he owns is in your power. However, you must not lay a hand on Job himself." So Satan left the LORD's presence.  Holman Christian Standard Bible, Jobs 1:12   We all Some of us know about the story of Jobs in the old testament about his tribulations on earth which was approved by God, it was a wager between God and Satan about the devout nature of Jobs in service to God. Long story short, God gave Satan the approval to torment him and test him if he will still be faithful despite all his travails. This post will focus on Job’s comedic entrance into Heaven after he died. Job arrived at the gates of Heaven, everywhere was shining, almost blinding with the streets paved in Gold, the beautiful pearly gate was opened to Jobs. As he walked i...

This is a fictional story from my crazily funny friend Timi Price. Open your heart and be ready for some serious laugh. Thank me later and by the way it is serial, so expect more!!!!!!!! And Solomon offered a sacrifice of peace offerings, which he offered unto the LORD, two and twenty thousand oxen, and an hundred and twenty thousand sheep. So the king and all the children of Israel dedicated the house of the LORD. 1 Kings 8:63 “I’m gonna have to stop you right there, I’m too old for this. I don’t need an introduction into your life. I’m dying here, look how pale my face is. I don’t have time for the complete narration of your ancestry history! Could you tell me what you want?” The old man rushed Absalom as he approached his favorite wooden arm-chair. “The King is planning something big that I’m not at liberty to discuss at this time. He has tasked me with acquiring huge amount of livestock. We would wish to buy them from you.” Absalom briefed him. “I’m ...

This is a fictional story from my crazily funny friend Timi Price. Open your heart and be ready for some serious laugh. Thank me later and by the way it is serial, so expect more!!!!!!!! And Solomon offered a sacrifice of peace offerings, which he offered unto the LORD, two and twenty thousand oxen, and an hundred and twenty thousand sheep. So the king and all the children of Israel dedicated the house of the LORD. 1 Kings 8:63 In the Old Testament, Solomon sacrificed to God one of the biggest sacrifice any human being had ever sacrificed. The stories in the Bible are like the World Cup finals (pretty much summarized) that hold once in a couple of years, the race to the finals takes longer than the finals itself, the qualifiers takes years to play while the finals take like a month. He offered 22,000 oxen and 120,000 sheep, what was summarized in I King 8:63 will no doubt have been an herculean task. Solomon would have needed to source for more oxen and sheep....